It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. “Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?” … Continue reading →

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn’t buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to … Continue reading →

What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track – all straight!

How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? “Rude”olph

What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!