What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !

What kind of ant can you colour with ?A crayant !

What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !

What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !

Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !

Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !

Why don’t anteaters get sick ?Because they are full of antibodies!