Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot triedto take her picture!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller