Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo’moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.