yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!