Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.