yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y