Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.