Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections