Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

100 Yo Momma/Mama Jokes. Funny or not?

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”