Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

100 Yo Momma/Mama Jokes. Funny or not?

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”