Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”