Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago