What’s the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.

Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.