What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.

What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?To keep their hats pointed.

What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

How do you get milk from a witch’s cat? Steal her saucer.