Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad, it’s the Humidity.”
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasn’t raining.
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?The weatherman.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
