Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS?-It is a no spin zone
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.’It smells like rain,’ he said to the boy.The city boy replied, ‘They said it was lemonade.’
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?It was a bright, sunny day.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasn’t raining.
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
