Why did the weather want privacy?-It was changing

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?-So they can see where they are going

It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

What is the opposite of a cold front?-A warm back

I really don’t understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?-Candy Canes

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers – Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?-Your pants are on backwards

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?-To Chicago

How did the rainbow know is was lost?-It was a clear day

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?-Thunderstorms

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?-It burns too easily