What type of sense of humor does rain have?-A very wet sense of humor
What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?-A very dry sense of humor
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it’s going to rain. If not, it already is.
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.
I really don’t understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.
The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers – Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?-Your pants are on backwards
