What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?-Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers – Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?-Your pants are on backwards
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?-You are really blowing a lot of hot air
Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS?-It is a no spin zone
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and […]
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, “I am a hurricane induced tornado”.
