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The Michaels family owned a sm…

22 Sep , 2015  

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One […]

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How do rain drops marry?-They …

22 Sep , 2015  

How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce

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Q) How do you spot a happy mot…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He’s got bugs on his teeth.

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Why was the lightning grilled …

22 Sep , 2015  

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?-To make heat lightning

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If you are standing in the mai…

22 Sep , 2015  

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can’t see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

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Why type of lightning likes to…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?-Ball lightning

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Years ago, Nebraskans got tire…

22 Sep , 2015  

Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence […]

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What cloud is so lazy because …

22 Sep , 2015  

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?-Fog

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During the month of June and J…

22 Sep , 2015  

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i […]

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How can you tell if a tornado …

22 Sep , 2015  

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically

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Recently during the heavy rain…

22 Sep , 2015  

Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the “pouring rain.” Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!

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What type of wind is named aft…

22 Sep , 2015  

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?Katabatic