What type of wind is named after a young deer?Foehn

Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”

How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?Thunderstruck

Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?It has the blues

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?A: You make my temperature rise.

Which weather features do druggies like most?Highs

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?A: I have my eye on you.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?Both are a glaze

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?It was raining cats and dogs

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!