Customer: Waiter, I can’t eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I don’t have a fork.
Diner: What’s wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Don’t ask me. I only laid the table.
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It’s nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
Patron: Didn’t you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and that’s why they are the late heads of Europe.
Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you haven’t had around for that long.
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiter’s eye.
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 – a live one?
