Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, he’s in here every night !
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They don’t seem to care what they eat do they sir !
Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table !It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my soup. Don’t worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
Customer: Waiter, there’s a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
Patron: Hey, there’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn’t it cooked?
