Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, he’s in here every night !
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They don’t seem to care what they eat do they sir !
Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table !It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Don’t worry sir, he won’t last long in there !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.
I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut – they make fantastic life belts!
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
