Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup !Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !

Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !

“Waiter ! Have you got frogs’ legs ? ” “No, sir, I always walk this way”

Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.

Waiter, waiter! What’s this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.

Customer: This fish isn’t as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: That’s funny. It’s from the same fish.

Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: It’s just an optical illusion. It’s just that the restaurant has been enlarged.