Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
What happened to the lizard in the wizard’s garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
