Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world’s greatest basketball player?Bear Jordan.

What are the most athletic rodents?Track and field mice.

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!

Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Where do sharks come from?Sharkago!

What’s at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!

What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!