What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world’s greatest basketball player?Bear Jordan.

What are the most athletic rodents?Track and field mice.

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!

Where do sharks come from?Sharkago!

What’s at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!

What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !