What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!
One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
