Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?Because he had a stinking cold!
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?””Let us spray!” replied the other.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
