Two skunks were being chased b…
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?””Let us spray!” replied the other.
What powerful reptile is found…
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
What’s the definition of a ner…
What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !
What do headmasters and bullfr…
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
What do you call a lion wearin…
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
Why do you never see zebras or…
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it’s a ‘mane-lion’ station !
