What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?Show and smell!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !