Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein.

Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?It clotted.

Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

Which vampire ate the three bears’ porridge? Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.