What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?Because he was a complete sucker.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?It clotted.

Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Blood oranges.

Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.