Two men were having a drink together. One said, “I’d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” “Why’s that?” asked the other. “Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.
Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.
Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
