What’s the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
