What did one tooth say to the other tooth?”Thar’s gold in them thar fills.”
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, “Darling, you’ve got lovely teeth.”
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No problem.” He reached into […]
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
