Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do anything for 3 points”, he said when questioned.
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because they’re always dribbling!
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.””Batted .007,” his wife added.
A true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, “Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?”Wilkins replied, “I don’t know and I don’t care!”
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors’ favor, the home quarterback blew […]
Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a ________.”Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew […]
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself “what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, “Is […]
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
