Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old.”Caddy: “It’s a long time since we started, sir.”
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?”Caddy: “Eventually.”
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. […]
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green […]
Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood….good thing he didn’t say two!
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match.” The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held […]
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. “Bad day at the course?” his wife asked. “Everything was going fine,” he said. “Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee.” “Oh, that’s awful!” “You’re not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit […]
