An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?””How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”
Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, […]
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,’ said the first alien.`Don’t waste time talking to him. Can’t you see he’s only a child?’ said the second alien.
