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An astronaut in space was aske…

5 Jan , 2014  

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?””How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”

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What do astronauts put on thei…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.

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If an athlete gets athlete’s f…

5 Jan , 2014  

If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.

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What did the astronaut see on …

5 Jan , 2014  

What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

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Why don’t astronauts get hungr…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.

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Why are astronauts successful …

5 Jan , 2014  

Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !

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Teacher: What do you think ast…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

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Why did the boy become an astr…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

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Where do astronauts leave thei…

5 Jan , 2014  

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

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Why didn’t the astronauts stay…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Why don’t astronauts keep thei…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Two astronauts were in a space…

5 Jan , 2014  

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, […]