Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. “What’s the matter?” asked his friend. “It’s a very popular place,” replied the first alien. “It’s full of creatures that keep throwing […]
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. “Mr. President,” said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, “there’s good news & bad news.” “Oh, no,” muttered the President, “Well, let me have the bad news first.” “The bad news, sir, is that we’ve been invaded by creatures from […]
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ”U.F.O.” printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ”Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?” […]
