I’m not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didn’t even know he was sick!
Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!
What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
