Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!
Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didn’t even know he was sick!
Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!
What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
