What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?Unique up on him

What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie?Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical?Hare.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite song?”Hoppy Birthday to You.”

What’s a rabbits’ favorite TV show?Hoppy Days.

What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?Any make, just as long it’s a hutchback!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?A Hot Cross bunny.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?A harenet.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?Hop rods.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.