Why are frogs no good at websurfing?Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet?Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Do you enjoy websurfing?No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
Do you like surfing the net?Oh yes, I’ve really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?The www.izard of Oz.
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?www.oody www.oodpecker.
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.What an intelligent animal!Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
