So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like – it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It’s working already.
Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.
Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on the internet…Yes – and it’s a mammoth task!
I hope you’re not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn’t get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently […]
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Can you show me how to use the Internet?I’d better – otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.
Do you want some help using the Internet, son?No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
