Insect jokes
12 Jan , 2011
What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?An aero-drone !
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?Bugs Bunny !
Where do bees go on holiday ?Stingapore !
What do bees chew ?Bumble gum !
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?Because they kept droning on and on !
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?A hum dinger !
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?A humdred !
What does the bee Santa Claus say ?Ho hum hum !
Why did the bees go on strike ?Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Why do bees have sticky hair ?Beacuse of the honey combs !
What is a baby bee ?A little humbug !
What is the bees favourite film ?The Sting !