Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled “Church Preference” he filled in: Red brick.
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn’t work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn’t work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. “That’s a good one!” said the idiot, blowing it out. “Ah’m gonna […]
Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.
“How come you’re only watering half your lawn?” a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. “I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain.”
Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.
Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, “Have you got any invisible ink?” “Certainly sir,” said the owner. “What color?”
Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
