Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.
Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA “Gosh!” he said, “If n only that job was in Texas, Ah’d take it!”
Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled “Church Preference” he filled in: Red brick.
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.
Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, “Have you got any invisible ink?” “Certainly sir,” said the owner. “What color?”
Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers. Then the teacher asked, “Can you count any higher?” The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.
Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, “Janzek, I’m takin’ the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!”
