Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.’That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,’ Tony announced.Steve turned to him and said, ‘Why didn’t you wake me up? You know I can’t sleep during a storm!’ […]
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?Sister Matic !
Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter.’Why?’ asked his mother in her reply.’Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.
Meg’s mother was visiting her daughter at camp. ‘How did you find the steak dinner?’ she asked.’With a magnifying glass!’
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well.’Does that make you homesick?’ someone asked Pierre.’No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!’
