They’re perfectly matched. He’s blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
What’s a cow’s favourite love song?When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?””Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.” The husband replied, “How about a chair?!?”
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?A: They got married in the spring.
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, “Youknow, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn’t agree with me!”
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?Sister Matic !
