Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
They’re perfectly matched. He’s blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
What’s a cow’s favourite love song?When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?””Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.” The husband replied, “How about a chair?!?”
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?A: They got married in the spring.
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
