Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, “how much did you pay for that?””I paid through the nose!” he replied

A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.He picks it up, and as he’s looking […]

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

Q: Where do people who say “shoot” and “darn” go to? A: Heck

Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? “Genius has its limits.”

What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don’t know and I don’t care!

The world’s most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. “They’re yours, but what are they for?” the genie asked.”I’m tired of walking everywhere–I want to just ride the horse. The sumo […]