Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

Q: Where do people who say “shoot” and “darn” go to? A: Heck

Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? “Genius has its limits.”

What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don’t know and I don’t care!

The world’s most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. “They’re yours, but what are they for?” the genie asked.”I’m tired of walking everywhere–I want to just ride the horse. The sumo […]

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Martin asked David, “In which state does the Ohio River run?” David answered with cool, “In the liquid state.”