Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Martin asked David, “In which state does the Ohio River run?” David answered with cool, “In the liquid state.”
A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, “Could you read my palm?” He shows his hand to her, and she says, “But…I can’t read your hand.””Why?” the man asks.”I don’t understand your handwriting,” the woman replies.
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, “how much did you pay for that?””I paid through the nose!” he replied
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.He picks it up, and as he’s looking […]
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
