Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?Because there were so many knights !
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?They wanted another excuse to watch football.
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?Speaking Latin !
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?On their feet !
Why does history keep repeating itself ?Because we weren’t listening the first time !
“You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower.” “Really? Which rat was he?”
Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?” Student: “Baseballs.” Teacher: “Baseballs?” Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.
“What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.”
