How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?Hold up your arm and say ‘Go back, you didn’t say ‘May I?”
How does a Gorilla become another animal?When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
If George Raft’s wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?The elevator was broken!
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?He had seen a sign saying, ‘Uncle Simian Wants You!’
How did Gertie Gorilla make the ‘Playboy’ Calendar?She was ‘Miss Ape-ril!’
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?She was the beast of the show!
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?They’ll both bite at anything!
How do you make a Gorilla float?Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
