Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It’s empty.
What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I’ll just have a slither.
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn’t. There’s only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there’s only one. Why? Fred: I don’t know. It must have been so dark I didn’t see the other one.
What’s the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It’s a bit tough. Flo: That’s strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
