Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don’t worry it’s just a gilt complex!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve broke my arm in two places Well don’t go back there again then!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a butterflyWill you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a snailDon’t worry we’ll soon have you out of your shell!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.We must get to the core of this!
Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven’t told you whats wrong with me yetDoctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skin.Why don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!Certainly, which way did you come in?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m GodWhen did this start?Well first I created the sun, then the earth…
