You’re spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, they’ve always been blue!
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every […]
As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for “Technology Without An Interesting Name.”
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed…Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
Customer: “My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn’t work.” Tech Support: “Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up.” Customer: “Look, I don’t have three hands!”
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.
How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided there’s a programmer around to explain how to do it.
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt […]
Q: What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!
