The programmer to his son: “Here, I brought you a new basketball.””Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?”
Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said “File not found”.I told him to do a dir.I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.He said, “Well it says autoexec, then there’s some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat.”I […]
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem.
Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked “What power switch?”
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace […]
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.
The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results.The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we’ve got or don’t use any at all.
