A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: “Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS”.”G.O.O.D” answered his wife.
Customer: I think I’ve got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.
Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: “Did you check to see whether the […]
A customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the “send” key.
Customer: “It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?”
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying:”Nerds Not Allowed — Enter At Your Own Risk!”He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him.”You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for […]
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1” and nobody understood it.
