Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked “Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in […]

Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Student: “Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?” Computer Teacher: “In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don’t think we could do that.”

Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?”You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”

This computer you charged me L950 for doesn’t work….and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you’re getting all that trouble absolutely free!

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didn’t want to mention it.

Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.

Q: What’s the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.