How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?
Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Knock KnockWho’s there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
