What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?”You have a lot of appeal.”

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.

What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.

What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.