What did the apple say to the apple pie?”You’ve got some crust.”

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because they’re crab apples !

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard’s on fire.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, “Watch out for worms won’t you!” The first one replied, “Why should I? They can watch out for themselves.”