What kind of apple isn’t an apple?A pineapple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?”You’ve got some crust.”

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because they’re crab apples !

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard’s on fire.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.