How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !

What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !

What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !

What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !

What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !

Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !

Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !

Why don’t anteaters get sick ?Because they are full of antibodies!