An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.””Have you tried counting sheep?””That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”

Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two’s […]