Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !

What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.

What’s Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Can’t do that one. He hasn’t said what size his crocodile takes!

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?Lemon-entry my dear watson.

‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that!”Oh, yes I can.’ the elf said.’Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!’

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses can’t jump!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didn’t want to be recognised !

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!

Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus !

Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !