Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!
Why did the Ape jump off the building?He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?His balk was worse than his bite!
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?Hairy Truman!
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright?Eugene O’Neill – who wrote ‘The Hairy Ape!’
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?The bear hug!
