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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said “Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never seen anyone so hideous as you before””Young man” she replied. ” I didn’t come here to be insulted””Really”, he said, “Where do you usually go ?”
“My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!”said Miss Conceited.”Then he’s right said her little brother.”Sophia Loren?””No-spaghetti!”
A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‘Dad, dad’ he said, ‘there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face”Tell him you’ve already got one,’ said his father !
Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.
What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.
Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged for such a long time!
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. “Nothing,” replied the assistant. “Nothing?” she asked, “but how can I look like a film star?” “Haven’t you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?” replied the assistant.
A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head.”Hmmm,” said the doctor. “I’ve no idea what it is.” The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. “I’m stumped,” said the doctor, “but you can try taking these pills.” When the monster came back a month later the […]
